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Alex-Cortes's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 1,426 (From 169 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 26,035 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Polygonal Victory Unlocked 5/1/09
25 Points
Beat the game!
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 4/30/09
50 Points
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Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points ???
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/225 points)

A Mother in Festerwood

Adulthood Unlocked 2/12/11
5 Points
Bring up a child to his adult years.
Teenagehood Unlocked 2/12/11
5 Points
Bring up a child to his teenage years.
Monster Slayer Unlocked 2/12/11
10 Points
A medal for children who kill monsters.
Motherhood Unlocked 2/12/11
10 Points
A medal for empty nesters.
Treasure Hunter Unlocked 2/12/11
10 Points
A medal for children who seek out gold.
Momma's Boy Unlocked 2/12/11
25 Points
A medal for children who hardly leave their mothers.
Magic Pink Man Unlocked 2/12/11
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Warrior 25 Points A medal for children who can clearly handle themselves.

Medals Earned: 7/8 (115/140 points)

Adventure Story

Clouds Disappear Unlocked 1/4/12
5 Points
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Ice is Slippery Unlocked 1/4/12
5 Points
Stand on ice and slide around.
Lava is Hot Unlocked 1/4/12
5 Points
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Shrooms are Bouncy Unlocked 1/4/12
5 Points
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Watch Your Step Unlocked 1/4/12
5 Points
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Animal Cruelty Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Foe Bouncer Unlocked 1/5/12
10 Points
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Foe Juggler Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Frost Bite Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Master Mage Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
Cast a level 3 spell.
Master Warrior Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Newbie Mage Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
Cast a spell for the first time.
Newbie Warrior Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Spikes are Painful Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Balanced Skillset Unlocked 1/5/12
25 Points
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Level Grinder Unlocked 1/5/12
25 Points
Reach an experience level of 30.
Power Up Unlocked 1/5/12
25 Points
Max out your HP and MP.
The End Unlocked 1/5/12
100 Points
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Desert Dash 10 Points Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Forest Jog 10 Points Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Glacier Run 10 Points Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Self Destruction 10 Points Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
The Credits 10 Points Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Volcano Sprint 10 Points Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Boss Immunity 25 Points Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Endangered Species 25 Points Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Boss Hunter 50 Points Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Foe Exterminator 50 Points Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Gold Hoarder 50 Points Collect every coin in every level.
Great Adventurer 50 Points Open every treasure chest in every level.

Medals Earned: 18/30 (290/600 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/31/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again Unlocked 10/31/10
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Happy Hatter Unlocked 6/13/10
25 Points
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Hatter, Mad Unlocked 6/13/10
25 Points
The Hatter seems Madder.
Clam Sham Unlocked 6/13/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Something Fishy Unlocked 6/13/10
100 Points
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Brain Unlocked 9/11/10
10 Points
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Brawn Unlocked 9/11/10
10 Points
The more aggressive problem solver.
Out With a Ding Unlocked 9/11/10
25 Points
Beat the Game
Lucky Rabbit's Foot Unlocked 9/11/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Rick Rolled Unlocked 4/9/09
5 Points
View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack Unlocked 4/9/09
5 Points
Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty Unlocked 4/4/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Great Listener Unlocked 4/4/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash Unlocked 4/9/09
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up Unlocked 4/9/09
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker Unlocked 4/9/09
25 Points
Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender Unlocked 4/4/09
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case Unlocked 4/9/09
25 Points
Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off Unlocked 4/10/09
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo Unlocked 4/9/09
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy Unlocked 4/16/09
50 Points
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case Unlocked 4/16/09
50 Points
Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 13/16 (300/500 points)

AMP'D

FATIGUE Unlocked 12/11/10
5 Points
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
INFARCTION Unlocked 12/11/10
5 Points
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
LOLWUT? Unlocked 12/11/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
SIX PACK Unlocked 12/11/10
5 Points
Collect 6 cans in a row.
100 YARD DASH Unlocked 12/11/10
10 Points
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
50 YARD DASH Unlocked 12/11/10
10 Points
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).

Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)

Apples in the Tree

Skull Beneath the Skin Unlocked 1/22/11
10 Points
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Children of the Grave 5 Points Reach the graveyard
Coward 5 Points Just leave
Dreamer 10 Points You dream your life away
Mrs Nice Girl 25 Points You are such a sweet sweet thing
When You're Evil 25 Points Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Goodnight Demon Slayer 50 Points Slay 20 demon bastards
Smashing Pumpkins 50 Points Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Tornado of Souls 50 Points Escape the Tornado of Souls
Fan Number 1 100 Points Get an autograph from Ozzy

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 7/22/10
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)