Total Medals Earned: 1,414 (From 166 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,810 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Successfully survive 20 gaps in one game
Successfully survive 40 gaps in one game
Successfully survive 50 gaps in one game
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 5/9 (90/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 4/12 (100/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/165 points)
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Save the princess!
Kill over 100 enemies.
Reach the princess without losing any health.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (130/130 points)
Get the best ending using the secret unlocked in 'The Jar Does Nothing!'
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Get the best ending using the secret unlocked in 'Promise Kept'
Beat the game and get the best ending.
Beat the game and get the normal ending.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Find secret area 3
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find secret area 1
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete lvl 27
Medals Earned: 11/12 (110/120 points)
Visit Tom on Halloween.
Visit Stamper on Halloween.
Visit MindChamber on Halloween.
Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.
Visit Wade on Halloween.
Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.
Visit Liljim on Halloween.
Visit Bob on Halloween.
Visit Mike on Halloween.
Visit Tim on Halloween.
Visit Rob on Halloween.
Visit Luis on Halloween.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/105 points)
Your Slicing skills are up to par with the greatest
You use your surroundings wisely
You are a master of Jutsu Techniques
You are fully capable of Awesome Combos
You have mastered the Art of Multi-hit Combos
You used the stage traps to your advantage
You can kill things with style. Bravo.
You collect anything with a sharp, murderous edge
You get sh*t done.